Episode Transcript
[00:00:04] Good morning, good afternoon, good evening, wherever and whenever you're listening to it. Welcome to the so yeah podcast with your girl, Caroline M. Diamond.
[00:00:20] So I don't know about you, but I've been watching Love Story, JFK Jr. And Carolyn Bessette, and probably by this point, there's probably like, maybe one more episode left or it's over. I. I don't even know. But this brings up a great dialogue, at least for me, because, you know, my podcast, I could talk about whatever I want.
[00:00:41] And the dialogue is, first of all, JFK Jr.
[00:00:47] He is so hot. Oh, my God, like, because of this show. It's like bringing, like, it's bringing the photographs back out.
[00:00:57] And he is so hot. And I remember growing up, like, Char loved the Kennedy family. You know what I mean? Like, she. She loved it, obviously. And I remember growing up, she was like, John F. Kennedy Jr. Was just so delicious.
[00:01:13] And I. I used to agree, but now, as like a fully realized woman, I'm like, he's delicious.
[00:01:22] Scrumptious. Like, oh, my God.
[00:01:26] Oh, and Paul Anthony Kelly, who plays JFK Jr. On the show, delicious. Like, he is so.
[00:01:37] He's so sexy. And I'd be watching all of the tick tock edits of him because, my God, that man is gorgeous, divine, scrumdilliumtious. And it's like, to me, that's a perfect casting.
[00:01:54] Do I think that his acting is that good? No, but I don't care. I would love to see him in, like, a perfume ad, you know what I mean? Like, body.
[00:02:05] And also bring back hairy chest. Not hairy backs, but hairy chest. Like, that's a man. I want to see some hair on the chest.
[00:02:13] Anyway, let's focus also. Actually, let's not fully focus.
[00:02:18] There was, you know, how they do, like, look alike contests in New York of, like, you know, whenever there's like, something hot commodity going, they, like, do a lookalike contest. And there was a JFK junior look alike contest.
[00:02:31] We are in a hot man recession. Because those men who thought they look like JFK Jr.
[00:02:38] I would love to be as delusional as them because are you kidding me? They were all. First of all, they were all ugly.
[00:02:44] And second, you thought that you look like JFK Jr.
[00:02:51] Crazy.
[00:02:55] You're crazy. Anyway, so the reason why I'm talking about this is because we know the state of the world, unfortunately. And I think that the reason why politics have been so probably since Obama is because we don't have hot people in office.
[00:03:18] Caroline. That's so vapid. That's so shallow of you.
[00:03:22] Is it, Is it because Obama was. Obama is a sexy man, okay? Like that's a good looking man. All right.
[00:03:32] And the original jfk, is he like super sexy? To me, not really, but he's still a good looking man.
[00:03:39] John F. Kennedy Jr. I know he didn't actually fully pursue politics, but like that's a hot honkin looking man.
[00:03:49] And I think that we would have more interest in politics and better politics if we had hotter people in office. You think I'm gonna take what Mitch McConnell has to say?
[00:04:06] That turtle ass looking motherfucker? Absolutely not.
[00:04:10] You think I'm gonna listen to Lindsey Graham? Absolutely fucking not. Like people are deranged and people are ugly, okay?
[00:04:20] We need hot people in office. That's how we're gonna get the young people to care about politics. And honestly anybody to care about politics. We need hot people back in office. I mean I know that he's not the Prime Minister of Canada anymore, but Justin Trudeau a hot man in politics and people started to give a shit again.
[00:04:41] We have had ugly men in office. Trump is ugly. Like no matter what your political side is ugly with a terrible spray tan, ill fitting suits, terrible toupee, terrible makeup. I'm not believing a word that comes out of his mouth. No matter how insane he sounds and, and he sounds insane insane. I'm tired of looking at an ugly person running the country with how vapid the world is and how shallow the world is. You would think, you would think that we would have hotter people in office.
[00:05:27] Can we please get that show in the on the road? Because Jack Schlossberg, Schlossberg, who is a technically a descendant of the Kennedys, Caroline Kennedy's son, he is in politics and that's a good look. A man that's going to make me start to believe in politics again. And even though like Mamdani is like not necessarily like for me like looks wise, not saying that I don't like Indian men or Muslim men, but he's just like, he's not super hot to me. He's still like a good looking person. I'm still going to give a shit. He has great politics to me.
[00:06:00] I believe in what he's running for him as a mayor. I'm like, I wish I was in New York.
[00:06:05] But anyway, like even Gavin Newsom, I don't love all of his politics, but like that's still a good looking man.
[00:06:15] We need hot, hot people in office.
[00:06:19] Please, please.
[00:06:28] This section of the podcast is called Currently it's everything that I am currently reading, watching, and listening to. And we're going to start off today with listening. I.
[00:06:42] I believe that this artist is probably one of the top five best Nepo babies ever, who actually has talent, actually has talent, and is so exceptional in what she does. And that's Willow of the. Willow Smith of the Smith family, Will Smith and Jada Pickett Smith. I.
[00:07:07] She's incredible. And I've been a fan of her music for a very long time. I mean, let's talk about it. Like, with My Hair, that was a multi generational talent of a song. And I know that she's deviated from that music lens, but that's still a hit. All right.
[00:07:23] I love her music. And she actually just recently came out with an album and going, be honest, I'm not necessarily a girl who loves jazz music. Okay, just sounds like, can we stop tuning our instruments and get the show on the road?
[00:07:41] What?
[00:07:43] What? Because what are we doing?
[00:07:47] And I'm serious.
[00:07:49] But her album is technically, I would say, like a jazz album with jazz with a little bit of edge to it. It is so good.
[00:07:59] She just, like, really does her homework. She really dives deeply into her musical references and musical tones. Like, I just, like, I love her music and I love her voice. I think that she is exceptional. I saved the whole album.
[00:08:14] It's not that long, but I did save the whole album. And I think that she really is. So. She's elite. She's in a whole other dimension of artistry, and that's nepotism. That I'll allow.
[00:08:27] Dare I say that she's better than her parents.
[00:08:30] Is that a hot top?
[00:08:32] Hot Topic. I used to be afraid of walking past Hot Topic at the mall when I was a kid, and now they just have, like, T shirts.
[00:08:39] It's kind of like Spencer's. I mean, Spencer's is a little weird.
[00:08:42] I mean, you can get, like, dildos there. I mean, at the time, I was like, what the is this?
[00:08:48] And now I'm like, what is this?
[00:08:53] All right, listen to Willow's album.
[00:08:58] As for what I'm watching, okay, this movie was on Madison and I's list for a very long time, but it's like, basically almost like three hours long. So obviously that's why we hadn't watched it in a while. And we were together and it was like midday. Like, whenever we. At what are together, like midday, we're like, let's watch something long. Because when the sun goes down, so does my energy.
[00:09:21] And yeah, we watched a long movie. And that movie was Interstellar.
[00:09:28] I know. I can't believe that was my first time watching it. And I know every time I watch like Letterbox Tick Tock and they ask people on the carpet, like, it's definitely in a lot of people's top four and I understand why. Like, it is. It's a beautiful movie. It's complex. It's. I mean, you got Matthew McConaughey delicious. You got Anne Hathaway, amazing. Got Jessica Chastain, amazing.
[00:09:53] And there's a lot of layers to it. There's a lot of, like, it's really. At the end of the day, it's really heartfelt. It's really beautiful.
[00:10:02] Love conquers all, you know, I don't want to give too much of the plot away, even though that movie came out like damn near 15 years ago at this point and I'm right on time. All right. I feel like with a Christopher Nolan type movie, you need to like, be ready to absorb it. Like, one of my favorite Christopher Nolan movies is the Dark Knight Rises. I think that, like, that is just an exceptional movie. I think it's top tier. I think it's top notch.
[00:10:27] And I've. I've seen Inception like when it came out. But like, I think that I need to rewatch Inception now that I have like a big brain.
[00:10:35] Some people might disagree with that because I have a gloopy little brain cuz I can't stay focused for that long. But who can these days?
[00:10:44] But he's about to come out this summer with the movie the Odyssey, which I think that's gonna be another blockbuster smash. And I'm really excited to watch that. I think Christopher Nolan is exceptional. I didn't like Oppenheimer though. I thought that was boring.
[00:11:00] I don't care. But anyway, I really liked Interstellar. I'm really happy that we finally watched Interstellar. So if you've never watched it, watch it. I think it's on Paramount plus or something. I don't know, babe, but look it up.
[00:11:13] I'm not doing your Googling for you. Police.
[00:11:19] Thank you for watching this week's episode of the Sew. Yeah Podcast. Wherever you're watching, listening, wherever you're consuming this content, I really appreciate. You know, and if you're feeling compelled, why don't you, like, comment, subscribe, or tell somebody, you know, DM it to somebody. Give it. Give the gift of giving. This holiday season, it's Easter or something like that. I don't know. I don't really listen to Jesus that much anymore.
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