Episode Transcript
[00:00:01] So yeah when I have a thought I gotta let it out It's a bright spot that I can't even doubt My opinions, my point of view Even if things are a little tripped and sweet so, yeah even if you disagree so, yeah Even if I'm not in your pedagree so yeah Especially if you agree I so, yeah so, so, so, so, yeah Good morning, good afternoon, good evening, wherever and whenever you're listening to it. Welcome to the so yeah podcast with your curly haired favorite, Caroline. I'm Simon, sir.
[00:00:55] We know Caroline. Loves pop culture, loves pop music, loves pop pop, pop, pop pop, dirty pop, skeet, skeet, all that. Okay. I'm also not an insane person. I think that's very important to bring up.
[00:01:15] I'm not crazy, all right? I'm a little cuckoo, but I'm not, like, actually crazy. And I would never consider myself, like, a Stan of anybody. I wouldn't put so far. I mean, maybe the closest person I was ever a stand for is, like, maybe Rihanna, but I've still never seen her live, and I never will because she'll never come out with music again. I also don't want her to come out with music again. I digress.
[00:01:38] I. I believe that Stan culture is so terrifying and frightening. Like, I'm sorry, you are crazy. If you are, like, so obsessed with an artist that you would go see them the front row like, 15 times during one album cycle. That's cuckoo bananas.
[00:01:58] That is cuckoo bananas. All right, like, first of all, my biggest question for Stan culture people.
[00:02:05] How y' all got money?
[00:02:07] What jobs do you have that you can spend? I don't know. How much is a front row ticket now? Like, $5,000 to see Lady Gaga up close. $5,000 every Mayhem show. What. What job do you do? Or you can have a budget that you can say, yeah, I'm gonna go to this show. I'm a travel here. I'm gonna get a hotel. I'm gonna eat before the show. I'm gonna get the merch. The merch. The merch y' all be buying is so expensive and it's gilded. Okay. And I'm like, where does this. Where do the funds come from?
[00:02:41] Where did the funds come from for this? Was the sand culture. And, like, I don't think that anybody who was, like, really famous has, like, a fan group that is not terrifying. Okay. The Beehive Spooky. Okay.
[00:02:56] The Barbs terrifying.
[00:02:59] The Swifties. God help us.
[00:03:03] Like, everybody needs to just, like, calm down. Everybody just needs to take an inhale and an exhale. Because, yes. Like, if you don't live in Los Angeles or a big city and you don't see famous people and like, also being in, like, being a part of the industry and working in the industry, you slowly start to realize that these famous people are just regular people. And as Char would say, everybody shits.
[00:03:30] And so nobody really is that much better than anybody else. Like, of course, do you have more talent in some way? Sure, yeah. But, like, that doesn't make you God.
[00:03:41] Like, people who think that Taylor Swift is God. I'm like, you actually need to put your feet on the ground and look around.
[00:03:47] Okay, Stop with the Stan culture and, like, fighting people online for, like, having a different opinion that just, like, let people live, let people have discourse, let people chat, let people be, have constructive criticism. Again, if I say one thing about Beyonce doesn't mean that I hate her artistry. It's like, I don't like this one thing that she does. I. And we can move on. But then, like the beehive descending, the wasps would be descending down and stinging everybody inside. These people, these celebrities don't care about you. They want your money. They want you to buy the vinyl. They want you to buy the eight different versions of the vinyl. They don't care about you. They care about your pockets. So bring the celebrities down a little bit. Bring yourself up a little bit.
[00:04:39] Calm down, save your money. Maybe save for retirement. I don't know, I don't have one. But maybe you have all this money to spend on a concert. Maybe you should use them a little wisely. Okay, shut down.
[00:04:54] So, yeah, as a woman who is in her 30s now, I have always.
[00:05:04] I've always loved the aspect of going out. Okay. I knew from a young age, watching movies and TV shows, I'm like, that looks like fun. Going out with the girls, drinking, dancing, having a ball, having a good time. I saw that as a child and said, that's the life I want to live. Okay? This is my destiny. I'm a three, six, five, party girl. I don't even drink all the time that I go out.
[00:05:30] I haven't been drinking lately. That's a whole different other story. To dance. I like to have fun.
[00:05:36] And I went out a lot. Like, went out a lot in college. Woo woo. I was drunk in college. Shaking that ass, shaking that thing. Move out to la.
[00:05:45] Was out. Shaking that ass, shaking that thing. Pandemic hit. Obviously wasn't shaking my ass, shaking my thing. And then when things started to open up again, Madison and I started to Go out and. And the landscape of going out has changed drastically. I think that we all know this. This is not a secret.
[00:06:03] It's not nothing's gate kept here because the people who, you know, were younger and they, like, graduated, whatever, then, now they're outside now. The 21 kids who were in the pandemic, in college, at home on Zoom, doing college courses on Zoom, now they're out in the field.
[00:06:21] They're not on the dance floor. They have no social skills. People have lost social skills in the sense that I don't even need you to be talking to me. But why the would you go out? You would leave your comfy house, come out to a place where you would need to dance and stand on the wall or stand on the floor and not move and stare at each other?
[00:06:47] Huh?
[00:06:48] Why?
[00:06:49] What? Like, why the. Are you taking up space? Get the. Out of my way. If you don't want to dance, if you want to step again, everybody could step, touch, okay, please. Step, touch. For the love of God. Find the beat, Find the one, find the two, find three, find the four. Don't clap on one and three, though. I' ma clock that real quick, okay?
[00:07:08] Why would you come out and not move your body? Everybody's worried about, like, being posted and like, you know, know, getting in the shot. Who cares?
[00:07:18] Everybody else, like, the thing is that when I go out, for the most part, I am.
[00:07:23] I'm. I've hit this groove now. Back, back, back. A back, back. Hey. Like, I really be. I am.
[00:07:32] I am living in my own fantasy. Sometimes I hit a step, but I'm not always, like.
[00:07:39] Because that's also weird to me. I mean, sometimes I like to go out and I do not like to see other dancers because I'm like, we are not. This is not a battle on the dance floor. If a cipher starts forming around me, I'm gonna scream, okay? Let me live in my. My grooving abyss, okay? And I don't want to see a cipher breakout, okay? But everybody. Nobody wants to dance. Nobody wants to move their body anymore. Stop. Who cares about what other people think about you?
[00:08:08] I'm not worried about looking crazy because the person that's looking at me thinking that I'm crazy, who's stuck in mud. I'm. I'm not even looking at you. I don't even see you.
[00:08:19] You can't see me. John Cena type shit. Like, I can't see you. You're not doing anything for me. I'm not jealous of you. That's the thing Is I'm not jealous of you being stuck in mud.
[00:08:31] I'm like, what the fuck are you doing here? Go home. Get your uber. Get your $50 uber home, bitch. Because you're taking up space.
[00:08:39] But the elbow you in the throat. Another note with nightlife I have is, why are there no places to go that doesn't require a table or a door fee? Like, why am I paying $10 to go inside of a place that I don't even know if I fucking like?
[00:08:54] I don't even know if I want to fucking be here. And you're gonna charge me $10 at the door for what?
[00:09:01] For what?
[00:09:02] And 20. $30 to go party. You're crazy. Give me at least a drink ticket. Don't you guys make the most money at the bar? And if you didn't have a Dorothy, people would be more inclined to spend, I don't know, $21 on 6 ounces of liquid. I'm not doing that. I have a shot in my tits that I'm going to take out and use it in the bathroom. Fuck that. Fuck the Dorothy. I should be able to party for free. And that's that. It is what it is. So, yeah.
[00:09:35] All right. This part of the podcast is called Currently, and it's everything that I am currently reading, watching, and listening to.
[00:09:47] The other day, Kylie and I chose violence.
[00:09:52] We chose inner violence for ourselves, and we decided that we should watch Tarzan. And the reason why we even thought about Tarzan is because she's about to teach on a convention. She's like, what songs should I, like, teach to the kids? Because, like, you know, everything is explicit and, like, you know, there's so many innuendos now we gotta save the children.
[00:10:15] And, you know, what song should we do? And then she was looking through a bunch of stuff, and, like, obviously trash in the camp came up. Hello.
[00:10:26] And we're like, oh, my God, amazing song. I also choreographed a tap piece of that back in the day.
[00:10:31] We forget about those times, okay? And we were thinking to ourselves, like, should we watch Tarzan? I can't tell you the last time I watched Tara Tarzan.
[00:10:40] We were watching Tarzan. Okay, okay, okay. Disney.
[00:10:45] Disney.
[00:10:48] It starts off the saddest movie. It gets happy, and then it's the saddest movie. It is so sad. Tarzan is so sad.
[00:10:59] Are you kidding me? And the way that Disney, you know, kills off a parent. They're like, you. No, the mom, the dad, all these people. Now you're an orphan, and now you need to, like, be raised by eights because everybody's dead. Everybody's dead. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? This is in the first, like, five minutes of this program.
[00:11:20] And then. And then we have to bring Phil Collins into the chat, okay? Phil Collins put his whole ass crack his hole, his taint, his gooch, his dick, his balls, his pussy into the Tarzan soundtrack. He did not have to cook that hard. He flambe the fuck out of that soundtrack. What? Like, literally. What are you talking about? All the songs are so good and so gut wrenching and beautiful and. And joyous. So many things. Like, Phil Collins must have made a trip. He better have made a trillion dollars off of the rights for that soundtrack. And I hope that's paying for the house that he still lives in, okay? Because he deserves it. Could possibly, I don't know, could be a hot tank. Could possibly be one of the best soundtracks from a Disney movie.
[00:12:20] I don't know what else is up there.
[00:12:22] I have a couple, but I would love to hear what you have to say. My so, yeah, listeners, you let me know. You let me know if something dethrones Phil Collins. I don't know. He's pretty high up on the list.
[00:12:33] As for what I'm listening to, it has already kind of been out for a second, but I'm just not getting into it, which means it just came out.
[00:12:41] I'm listening to Haley Williams from Paramore. She came out with a new album. She actually released them all kind of as, like, singles all in, like, one day, I feel like.
[00:12:50] And then, like, put it into an album is so good. I gave it, like, one listen, but I was like, I need to talk about on the podcast already. Okay, I gotta start yapping these jaws. All right. Hayley Williams. So good. She's so talented. Completely underrated. Completely underrated. All right. As a vocalist, as an artist. Okay. She's incredible. Listen to her new album. Thank you. And as for what I'm reading, I am. I'm going back and I'm reading all the Abby Jimenez books that I. I haven't read. And Abbie Jimenez kind of just, you know, romantic books, kind of like an Emily Henry. And I read Happily Ever after playlist. And this story is so vague, like, this could never happen. Basically what happens is this woman, she is driving, and then a dog runs out in front of her car. And as she's trying to, you know, get the dog, you know, sit to safety, and the dog runs up the hood of the car, into the sunroof and into her vehicle. Vehicle, okay? Then she's taking care of this dog. And then, like, goes find the chip, whatever. He has no chip, and calls the number, whatever. The guy gets back to her, like, like 10 days later because he's in Australia doing a backpacking trip, whatever. Turns out that this guy who is actually the owner of this dog who was on the loose, is like this, you know, probably like a Dermot Kennedy type of singer songwriters, you know, strumming on that guitar. And then they end up falling in love because they're like, I don't know, like pen pals, basically, for a couple weeks because he's still in Australia.
[00:14:21] It's a totally false story, but did I eat it up? Of course I did. Of course. Did I read it in like four days? Absolutely I did.
[00:14:31] And I'm glad I read it. Would I read it again? Probably not. I don't. I already forgot what happens.
[00:14:37] Thank you so much for watching or listening wherever you're consuming this content. I appreciate, appreciate you being a fan. And even if you hate watching, I love that you're a fan too. Thanks for giving me my views, sis.
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